Olhem só para isto!

Anda uma pobre criatura a trabalhar no duro anos a fio. Passa fins-de-semana agarrada a livros, papéis, documentos. Dorme pouco, tem tese enfiada na cabeça e a sair pelos ouvidos. E depois, quando está a aproximar-se do fim, recebe um mail a dizer assim:

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Ao ler isto, confesso que não é propriamente o loophole que me apetece fazer fechar. Antes dar um grande pontapé noutro hole...

E cá vou eu... à tese. À que se faz sem batota, com esforço e dedicação. Gaita para os SPAMs imbecis.