Um pouco mais de azul

sexta-feira, janeiro 14, 2005

Olhem só para isto!

Anda uma pobre criatura a trabalhar no duro anos a fio. Passa fins-de-semana agarrada a livros, papéis, documentos. Dorme pouco, tem tese enfiada na cabeça e a sair pelos ouvidos. E depois, quando está a aproximar-se do fim, recebe um mail a dizer assim:

A genuine College Degree in two weeks!
Have you ever thought that the only thing stopping you from a great job and better pay was a few letters behind your name? Well now you can get them!
BA BSC MA MSc MBA PhD
Within 2 weeks! No study required! 100% verifiable!
These are real, genuine degrees that include Bachelors, Masters and Doctorate degrees. They are verifiable and student records and transcripts are also available. This little known secret has been kept quiet for years. The opportunity exists due to a legal loophole allowing some established colleges to award degrees at their discretion. With all of the attention that this news has been generatins, I wouldn't be surprised to see this loophole closed very soon.
Order yours today! Just call the number below. You'll thank me later...

Ao ler isto, confesso que não é propriamente o loophole que me apetece fazer fechar. Antes dar um grande pontapé noutro hole...

E cá vou eu... à tese. À que se faz sem batota, com esforço e dedicação. Gaita para os SPAMs imbecis.


 
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